THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Barrenass Johann von Kraft
1975
2002
Baronial Turpitude

Baronial Rectitude

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "A Fatal Loss of Direction: Why the Red Baron Chose the D.VII Aeroplane as the Mother of all Fokkers"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "What's her wingspan?"
  • Awarded the Order of the Merton Cross for the lecture, "Perfecting the Studly Gait," presented to the Society on February 18, 1975