THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

His Excellency the Ambassador of Bellicosia

The Earl of Encephalitis
2000
2002
The Earl earns his Earldom
The Earl earns his Earldom

The Earl of the Screen Actors' Guild
Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "The Punishment of Justice: the Psychological Implications of Expressing Oneself in a Forthright Manner"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Speak Up!"
  • Had his debut as an actor in 2001