THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Charles Bell, esq.
1975
Incunabulation

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "The Inhibiting Effect of Wardrobe on Athletic Performance: An Empirical Study"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Who's your tailor, Homersex?"
  • Awarded the Order of the Merton Cross for the lecture, "The Proper Use of Galoshes for Protection and Pleasure," presented to the Society on May 1, 1975