THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Jason Count von Melton

von und zu Unterschitz, Pullitz und Frottage

2000
A Smooth Draw

2001
2001
Turkish Bath

Turkish Delight

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "Move Over: The Introduction of Animated Frottage into the Home Video Game Industry"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Don't rub it in!"