THE MERTON SOCIETY
America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society
Count Keith von Rosstovich
Putting the Put Before the Call
Other Scintillating Information:
Senior Thesis Topic: "A Study of CBOE [Clever Boors Operating Efficiently] and AMEX [Astute Mertonians Espousing Xenogamy] Call Options; or, Arbitrage by Subterfuge: My Time with Ivan Boesky"
Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Do not pass Go."
1975 Official Society Photographer