THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Generalissimo Alexandre Frederico Charlemagne

de Aceite de Baskerville Bourbon-McLanahan,

Le Dauphin de Douché
1975
Le Dauphin
The Renault Dauphin

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "The 'Class-Inclusion' Problem: An Information Processing Interpretation of When Aristocrats Are Forced to Mingle with Peons"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Are you referring to the Royal We or the Peonic we?"