THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

The Duke of Homersex
1975
2000
Avant le Début

Après le Début

2002
Encore le Début

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "The Trilateral Commissionary Position on State Aid to Parochial Endowments"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Size does matter!"
  • Awarded the Order of the Merton Cross for the lecture, "My Intimate Experiences With Female Jocks," presented to the Society on May 1, 1975
  • Awarded a second Order of the Merton Cross for the lecture, "On Being Well-Endowed," presented to the Society on May 25, 2000
  • Attended Merton College, Oxford as a Rhodes Scholar 1975-1977, allegedly to verify that the Merton College Library was, indeed, the first "stalled" library in England
  • Considered a world-renowned expert on Endowmentia
  • Represented the Society at the 1973 Bilderberger Conference
  • A portrait of the first Duke of Homersex graces the walls of the University Club of New York, the site of the May 2002 Merton Society meeting