THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Kaiser Wilhelm von Fuent
1975
2000
Off to the Front

Returned from the Front

2002
Sporting a Tannenberg Cigar

Other Scintillating Information:

  • Senior Thesis Topic: "An Appraisal of the Divine Right of Kaisers, or Should We Worry Over Empire Failures?"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Vere are my Truppen?"
  • Awarded the Order of the Merton Cross for the lecture, "Snap-On Tools for a Cybersexed World," presented to the Society on May 25, 2000
  • One of the Society's Recommended Hosts for Cocktail Parties