THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Lord Bortner of Roofball

The Duke of Defrocking
2002
Issuing an Executive Order

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "The Devolution of the Inter - War Scapularism of John Foster Dulles: 1919-1941"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Not under the rules of Roofball!"
  • Awarded the Order of the Merton Cross for the lecture, "Richard Nixon: Our Greatest President," presented to the Society on May 16, 2002