THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Lord Green of the Hill

Lord Royal Keeper of Her Majesty's Mess
2000
A fine Mess, indeed!
A fine Mess, indeed!

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "A Messy Investigation of Market Inefficiency: A Case of the MEIT** Market from 1995 to 1999"
    • **(Merton Epicurean Investment Trust, an investment vehicle invented by Lord Green in a bold attempt to securitize certain intangible assets of the Merton Society and sell them at huge profits to certain unwitting Peons who were desperate for the opportunity to gain even the slightest exposure to the Society)
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "It's a MEIT market out there!"