THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Sir Edward the Grave

Duke of Penetratia
2000
2002
A Grave Expression
Penetratius Maximus
Penetratius Goldman Saximus

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "Listening to the Silent Epidemic: The Penetration of the South African and Brazilian Gaming Industries by Ivy Leaguers Masquerading as Investment Bankers"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Now, that's a very penetrating question, indeed...."
  • Served as le Huissier Audiencier at the May 2002 meeting