THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Count "Quikdrip" of Kuensell

The Marquess of Fishnet

1975
2000
Capitaine Nemo

Capitaine Nemo Kimono

2000
2000
Welcome Aboard!

Modeling the Latest in Diving Gear

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "The Sociopathic Implications of Inviting Your Sociology Professor to Dinner at Your Eating Club and Letting Your Clubmates Know About It Beforehand"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Put the hammer down, baby!"
  • Charter Member, Royal Order of the Font