THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Sir Gregory of Nortman

The Rector of Ra
Graduation 2000
Mingling with the Peons (right, with medallion)

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "The Enlightenment, Conformist Illuminati, and the Possibility of Heliotropism: A Critical Analysis of Louis XIV, Sun Tsu, and Apollo"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Well, that certainly sheds some light on the matter!"
  • The first Third Degree Society member