THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Saint Harry

Patron Saint of Tea Drinkers and Bulls' Pizzles

1975
2000
Frivolitea

Sagacitea

1986
Hilaritea with Mister Bill at Cottage Club

2002
2002
Perspicacitea

Audacitea
Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "The Pimpmobile and the American Dream"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Hello, Old Cock!"
  • Awarded the Order of the Merton Cross for the lecture/debate, "How to Drink Tea the Uncontinental Way," given in conjunction with Burgermeister "Mister Bill" (see also), presented to the Society on January 21, 1975, with repeat performances on February 27 and March 8, 1975
  • Awarded a second Order of the Merton Cross for adding spontaneous and scintillating entertainment beyond that normally expected of members at the Society's meeting on May 25, 2000
  • 1976 Committee of Three
  • Represented the Society on the 1974 Cottage Club Blow Pong Team