THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

The Sheik of Milk

David On & Offensend
1975
On Again, Off Again

1985
Discussing Milk Prices with Sir "Honest" Jonathan of Fletcher at Cottage Club

2000
2000
On or Off?

Often On Again

2001
Milku Pichhu

2002
Got Milk?

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "Kondratief Wave Theory Applied to U.S. Presidential Elections Analyzing the Conditions for Short Cycles for Harvard, Long Cycles for Princeton, and Why There Will Never Be Another Elected U.S. President from Yale, and Why No One Really Cares About the Nigerian Revenue Allocation System Anyway"