THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Sir David the Banneret

Viceroy of Vosges
Graduation 2000
Rounding up the Peons (center rear, with Society medallion)

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "Pumping Stations: The Physical Effects of Inflation on Firm Flaccidity"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Fill 'er up!"