THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Sir Donald of Grassole

Defenestrator of the Duchy
1975
Janissary Fez-O-Phile

2002
2002
Bavarian Fez-O-Phile

 Fez-O-Philia
Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "Natural Monopoly Versus Competition Affects on Bathing Policy at the Bohemian Grove"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Keep that window open in case we need to use it...."
  • Represented the Society on the 1974 Cottage Club Blow Pong team