THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Sir Matty of Glinka

Lord Royal Keeper of Her Majesty's Font
2000
Still Minding the Font
Still Minding the Font

2002
Fontaneous Eruption

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "A History of Modern Aquatic Sports, 1950-1980"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Let's keep that fountain running in case we need to use it!"
  • Awarded the Order of the Merton Cross on May 25, 2000 for having served ably as Manager of the University Cottage Club from 1950 to 1980