THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Sir Nouhad the Tamer

The Boyar of Bifurcation
2000
2002
An Incentive to Continue Bifurcating

The Dichotomy of Boyarism
Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "The Bifurcation of Integral Functions in Caninehabitus elegantus Through Overstimulation of the Alpha Male Subunit, or The Rise of Boyarism in the Era of 'Safe Sex' "
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Boyardee!"