THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Sir Waynathon of Dilldox
1975
2000
The Latest in Lamppost Chapeaux

Highland Head-Dresser

2002
The Mad Hatter

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "The Influence of Baron von Munchausen on Early American Speaking Societies"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "Stick it in your ear and smoke it!"
  • 1975 Committee of Three
  • Awarded the Order of the Merton Cross for the lecture, "The Proper Use of Religious Candles for Official Occasions," presented to the Society on February 13, 1975