THE MERTON SOCIETY

America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

His Eminence

The Viscount of Vibratia
2000
Vibratius Maximus
Vibratius Maximus

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "Compassionate Vibration in Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita and Ben Stein's Money"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: "This is getting entirely too compassionate for me...!"