America's Oldest "Tea Drinking and Whisky" Speaking Society

Sir Martin of Bufftucks

Just in from Marseilles

Having just finished

a Merton Society cigar...

Other Scintillating Information:
  • Senior Thesis Topic: "The Role of White Buc Shoes in the Politics of Energy Facility Siting (circa 2,000 B.C. - Present)"
  • Comment Most Frequently Heard at Society Functions: Usually inaudible, given that he frequently has been known to choke on his cigar
  • Awarded the Order of the Merton Cross for the lecture, "Developing Penetrating Bicker Questions," presented to the Society on February 20, 1975
  • 1976 Committee of Three
  • Sadly, Sir Martin perished in the World Trade Center disaster of September 11, 2001. A Memorial Fund has been established in his honor.